TSU -The sentimental upliftment

Ever tried asking a girl out and she says "Dont worry, you'll get someone much better than me." ?
Yeah yeah, shrug.. Its happened to you, you and YOU! Let me just ease things a little here.. me too.

But then sooner or later I get over it. and now i look at it, shes going out with someone else, and i begin to smirk.

~Flashback~ "You'll get someone better than me" (Hereafter refered to as TSU - The sentimental Uplift)

and she decided to fall in love with that guy.. why? Obviosly because he's of the lower breed.
I deserve someone much better than her.(Duhhhh!!!!!!)

Which is why i soo love girls.. they totally know what a guy deserves. Which is evident from the
part wherein right after they give you the TSU, they go right ahead and do the ultimate sacrifice.
They succumb to the low-born cheap ass who is deemed to deserve no better.

How you remain selfless in an act akin to i dunno what, ill never know.

Yeah im wicked.